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We haven't had any bad jokes lately, soooooo


Nun and the Hippie

A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to
a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks
the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised
by the question politely declines and gets off at the
next stop. When the bus starts on its way Bob the bus
driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell
you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver
tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the
nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the Lord. "If you
went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said
the bus driver, "you could tell her you were God and
command her to have sex with you." Well the hippie decides
to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery
and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun
shows up. When she's in the middle of praying the hippie
walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask
of God. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will
answer them but you must have sex with me first." The
nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her
virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets
about to go to work on the nun. After the hippie finishes,
he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the
hippie!!" The nun replied by whipping off her mask and
shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

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