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carols_stuffBecause it's been an unhappy day and we needs happys
For it's 40th anniversary, Starbucks has a new drink coming out. It's sugar-free and fat-free and has no whipped cream. It's called coffee.
Many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack & No Shit got divorced & married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock. So, the next time someone says you don't know Shit, you can proudly say, "Yes, I do"
Love is a friendship set to music. -Joseph Campbell
For it's 40th anniversary, Starbucks has a new drink coming out. It's sugar-free and fat-free and has no whipped cream. It's called coffee.
Many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack & No Shit got divorced & married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock. So, the next time someone says you don't know Shit, you can proudly say, "Yes, I do"
Love is a friendship set to music. -Joseph Campbell
