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carols_stuffTen Rules For Eating Your Valentine Chocolates
1. Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do on Valentine's day. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
2. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
3. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
4. The problem: How to get two pounds of Valentine chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
5. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
6. If you can't eat all your Valentine chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
7. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
8. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
9. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
10. A nice box of Valentine chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
1. Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do on Valentine's day. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
2. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
3. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
4. The problem: How to get two pounds of Valentine chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
5. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
6. If you can't eat all your Valentine chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
7. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
8. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
9. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
10. A nice box of Valentine chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
