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[nverland]

MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN

Artery - The study of fine paintings.

Barium - What you do when CPR fails.

Cesarean Section - A district in Rome.

Colic - A sheep dog.

Coma - A punctuation mark.

Congenital - Friendly.

Dilate - To live long.

Fester - Quicker.

G.I. Series - Baseball games between teams of soldiers.

Grippe - A suitcase.

Hangnail - A coat hook.

Medical Staff - A doctors' cane.

Minor Operation - Coal digging.

Morbid - A higher offer.

Nitrate - Lower than the day rate.

Node - Was aware of.

Organic - Musical

Outpatient - A person who has fainted.

Post-operative - A letter carrier.

Protein - In favor of young people.

Secretion - Hiding anything.

Serology - Study of English Knighthood.

Tablet - A small table.

Tumor - An extra pair.

Urine - Opposite of you're out.

Varicose Veins - Veins which are very close together.

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[tularia.livejournal.com]

I am SOOO stealing these!

[nverland]

Good, ain't it?