carols_stuff | (no subject)

Needed, home for one irritating, destructive, spastic cat. Is able to turn on light switches without jumping (he really is that tall), will drive other pets to tears (sneaks up and smacks the hell out of them), and has a new penchant for used tissues (we think he's making a nest somewhere, we can't find it though). Is litter box trained but will pee in sandals f you make him mad. Comes complete with 5,000,000 toy mice and balls. They don't keep him distracted either. Oh, and will also steal used insulin syringes is not disposed of immediately. If not taken soon may have to pluck tail and shave butt in attempt to shame him into behaving.

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